January 14, 2008



 



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09-06-2005
FAVORITE WORD: "luff"
Professor Barnhardt's Journal
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08-02-2005
MOST IMPORTANT THINGS: Dannon coffee yogurt, LG VX7000 phone, uh, The Hun...
Professor Barnhardt's Journal
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12-07-2004
FAVORITE WEBSITES: The Hun, Drudge, tOdd...
Professor Barnhardt's Journal
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10-05-2004
FAVORITE FOODS: The Hot Pocket
Professor Barnhardt's Journal
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09-08-2004
Angst: Teen vs. Gastrointestinal [Donnie Darko review]
Metaphilm
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04-13-2004
TOP TEN NOVELS: Jurassic Park, 1984, Preacher...
Professor Barnhardt's Journal
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08-03-2003
Mr Dow 1000: Nick Guarino Fights Wall Street (and the Law)
New York Press
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06-03-2003
Giant Missile Penis in Union Square, NYC!
New York Press
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04-01-2003
Smack My Pick-Up: Riding along with the car bashers.
New York Press
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03-04-2003
Mindflake: An indie crackpot featured in an indie film.
New York Press
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03-04-2003
Dying Trade: Digging with the booksellers.
New York Press
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02-18-2003
Endorphins are a fairy tale. Running yields pain.
New York Press
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02-04-2003
Q&A; with Everyone's Messiah
New York Press
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01-07-2003
The Two Towers: WFUV vs. WFMU
New York Press
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12-18-2002
Living Online Could Become a Virtual Trap
Newsday
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12-17-2002
Prey by Michael Crichton [review]
New York Press
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11-14-2002
Jackass Kicks Hollywood Back Where it Belongs
Newsday
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11-01-2002
Come As You Are [Review of Kurt Cobain Journals]
New York Press
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09-17-2002
Michael Wants His Books Back
New York Press
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09-17-2002
The Museum of Sex [w/Jessica Wakeman]
New York Press
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09-03-2002
Queens of the Stone Age: Songs For the Deaf [review]
New York Press
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05-22-2002
'Star Wars 2' Fits Right Into the Palm of Your Hand
Newsday
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05-21-2002
A Summer Guide for the Well-Endowed Man [this is the one about me having a large penis]
New York Press
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04-17-2002
Since When: 4-17-02 [bye-bye column, hello Be More Chill]
New York Press
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04-10-2002
Since When: 4-10-02 [I was wrapping up the column at this point...]
New York Press
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04-03-2002
Since When: 4-3-02 [Happy 21st B-Day to Me!]
New York Press
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03-27-2002
Since When: Dante’s Inferno; Woman Does the Voice of Dog that Sings Like Cat; Free Biennial
New York Press
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03-20-2002
Since When: Global Warming; Den of Cin’s Oscar Night; Matthew Feinman; Super Soul at Mercury
New York Press
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03-13-2002
Since When: Quantum3’s Light Dance; 63OCPBMF Probes Oppenheimer; Wesley Willis’ Harmony Joyride; Mini-Blurbs
New York Press
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03-06-2002
Since When: Swedes at CB's; Cui Jan at Joe’s Pub; Puny Human; the Whitney Sez "Chill"
New York Press
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02-27-2002
Since When: Scissorfight; Franzese’s Bully Party; Stony Awards; More Shopping and Fucking
New York Press
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02-20-2002
Since When: Kurt Cobain Turns 35; A Winter Semi-Formal; 13-Minute Quickie Therapy Sessions; Mini-Blurbs
New York Press
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02-13-2002
Since When: Broad-Spectrum Valentine’s Tips
New York Press
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02-06-2002
Since When: Mike Daisey Rips Amazon.com; Sights Top Strokes; Reid Paley/Spirit Caravan; Nuns & Cyborgs [PROBABLY MY FAVE COLUMN]
New York Press
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01-30-2002
Since When: Two Thursday Parties; 90s Compilations Attack; 3rd Degree; Knitting Factory Turns 15
New York Press
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01-23-2002
Since When: Japanese Animation Makes Another Run at the Mainstream; Girls Against Boys Makes Another Run at Indie Cred; Gravity Kills Makes Most Girls Run Away; Reactions Presents 9/11 Art; Charles "Hungry" Hardy Prepares to Eat Matzoh Balls
New York Press
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01-16-2002
Since When: Atlantis Has Been Found by Canadians and Commies, If Anyone Cares; Demolition String Band at Rodeo Bar; "Russian Comedians" Rock Brooklyn Variety Show; Comic Books Honor 9/11; Future Is Now at Remote Lounge
New York Press
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01-09-2002
Since When: Post-Holiday Shopping: the Rolodisc, Feel-Good Gadget of the Year; Pretty T-Shirts Cost a Pretty Penny (for Charity) at Halcyon; Domsey’s Warehouse Is Cheap-Ass Paradise; Personal Stock Tips
New York Press
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01-02-2002
Since When: Christmas in Barbados; Mini-Blurbs
New York Press
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12-26-2001
Since When: 12-26-01 [last of 2001]
New York Press
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12-19-2001
Since When: 12-19-01
New York Press
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12-12-2001
Since When: 12-12-01
New York Press
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12-05-2001
Since When: 12-05-01
New York Press
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11-28-2001
Since When: 11-28-01
New York Press
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11-21-2001
Since When: 11-21-01
New York Press
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05/01/2007
My third book: depression and redemption in the psych hospital.
"Insightful and utterly authentic... This is an important book." - New York Times Book Review
"Comparisons with Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar seem inevitable... The overall message that depression is not shameful, and that sufferers are not freaks of nature, is beautifully handled." - Bookmunch
"It's terrific: funny, incisive, disarming." - New York Magazine
"The wise, witty narrator and sensitive handling of a hot topic should win over older teens--and their parents." - People Magazine
"Funny... [Vizzini] supplies personal insights and a clever, self-deprecating tone that make the book an entertaining read." - The Washington Post
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April 1, 2006
"The book is TERRIFIC – I just loved it and will recommend it all over the place to teen and adult readers. You have a unique ability to convey deep and complicated feeling through simple, funny and sweet prose." -- Rachel Cohn, author of Gingerbread, Shrimp, The Steps, and Two Steps Forward
"I wanted to tell you how much I liked It's Kind of a Funny Story. Your descriptions of depression are so accurate and heartbreaking. One of my favorite metaphors was on the first page when you describe trying to talk like words coming out in chunks from a crushed-ice dispenser. So true." -- Ariel Schrag, creator of the graphic novels Awkward, Definition, Potential, and Likewise
It's Kind of a Funny Story is my third book. It's the story of Craig Gilner, a kid in high school who gets freaked out, wants to kill himself, and checks into the psych hospital. The book details the week he spends there and how he gets his life... well, not together. But alive.
It's based, not too loosely, on my own experience on the good ol' adult psychiatric floor of Methodist Hospital in Brooklyn, which I entered when I wanted to kill myself in November 2004. Yay! I've managed to stay out since then, although I've wanted to go back many a time.
There is a Myspace for the book at myspace.com/ikoafs. Press for the book is posted as it appears right here.

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September 14, 2005
[click cover for hi-res image]
Be More Chill is the story of a guy who gets a pill that makes him cool. The pill is called a "squip"--it's actually a quantum computer that lives in your brain and gives you real-time social advice. The kid is named Jeremy Heere. And that's about what you need to know.
"A fresh, spontaneous and original voice. It's fun, wacky, outrageous. I just couldn't stop reading."
-- Judy Blume
For more about the squip itself and the campaign that went along with it, watch the squip video (warning--it may take a while to load).
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June 1, 2004
"I wish I'd had a squip when I was a teenager. Actually, I wish I had one now. You know what? Forget the squip. Reading this hilarious book is what will make you cool."
-- Neal Pollack
"Ned Vizzini writes about teenagers without the Saved by the Bell, 'boy I sure love pizza' clichés. Be More Chill is a funny, perceptive, and surprisingly well-written read for all ages."
-- Robert Lanham, author, The Hipster Handbook
"I thought Be More Chill was very funny, well observed and well written. Very clever story, beautifully executed - definitely one to take notice of, and one of the cleverest plots I've come across in a long time."
-- Melvin Burgess, author, Smack
"Authentic without pretense and honest without stifling morality."
-- Zoe Trope
"Authentic, refreshingly honest and hilarious. You have perfectly captured the angst-filled, sex-obsessed thoughts of today's teens. Also, it is an incredibly original plot."
-- Anne Rouyer, the New York Public Library
"As a two-time survivor of high school (once as a student and once as a teacher), I know how hard it is to write about adolescence. But Ned Vizzini gets it right-- the lingo, the rigid caste system, the minutiae of teen courtship rituals. Be More Chill shows that high school can be a hero's journey, a treacherous march through minefields of bullies, drugs, and unfairly complicated bra straps. A smart, funny book that shies away from sentimentality and cliché, Be More Chill handles powerful themes with a light touch."
-- David Benioff, author, The 25th Hour
"Be More Chill is a sharp social commentary disguised as a high school sex (or no sex, in our hero's case) comedy. I was thoroughly entertained by Vizzini's clever take on the insanity (and inanity) of contemporary teendom."
-- Megan McCafferty, author, Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings

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© Ned Vizzini 2000-2008
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05-17-1998
Teen Angst? Nah!
New York Times
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01-01-1999
She Shits on the Shit Seat [Subway Poop Story]
New York Press
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01-03-2000
Peak Contraction [me at the gym]
New York Press
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10-25-2000
Why I Still Hate Rap
New York Press
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11-05-2000
Schizo Rock [r.i.p., Wesley]
New York Press
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11-07-2000
Bjorn Again [concert review]
New York Press
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11-14-2000
Review of Marilyn Manson "Holy Wood"
New York Press
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01-13-2001
What the Hell is Kaiju?
New York Press
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01-31-2001
Since When: Brent Camponi, Rising Legend, and His TV Show; Natan, Who Sings Like a Bastard; Church Ladies for Choice; A Jeff Buckley Book
New York Press
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02-07-2001
Since When: Straight-Edge Vegan Hardcore at Roseland; Cool Japanese Porn; George Tabb Presents Unsigned Bands at CBGB; Some Abused Girls Are Hot
New York Press
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02-14-2001
Since When: Moral Court and Knockers the Klown; DJ Wake ’N’ Bake Dave Plays Rock at Barmacy; Pete Best at Rebar
New York Press
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02-21-2001
Since When: Bowie, Moby, Merchant and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan Play for Tibet House; The Rev. Vince is a Bootleg Gospel Tom Waits; Meet Godfrey Cheshire!
New York Press
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02-28-2001
Since When: 777-BARS; Old-School Hiphop at S.O.B.’s; Weezer Plays for Nerds; Underground Film and Latvian Punk
New York Press
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03-02-2001
Park Slope’s Nasty, Egg-Throwing Kids
New York Press
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03-05-2001
Who Shut Down the NO ID Party?
New York Press
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03-07-2001
Since When: Rocket from the Crypt and the Gotohells; The Memoir Thing Continues; An Amateur Monster-Wrestling Troupe; Mardi Gras Notes
New York Press
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03-14-2001
Since When: Those Damn Beatles; Concrete TV; The Dropkick Murphys, Reach the Sky and Lars and the Bastards at Wetlands; C.J. Sullivan Live!
New York Press
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03-21-2001
Since When: Spike & Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animation Festival; The Soft Boys and Other Puss Music; A Malian Demi-Goddess; Miles Davis; Upright Citizens Brigade
New York Press
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03-28-2001
Since When: New York International Independent Film and Video Festival; The People’s Poetry Gathering; Cutthroats 9 Play CBGB; Ned Does Soho
New York Press
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04-04-2001
Since When: 4-4-01
New York Press
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04-11-2001
Since When: 4-11-01
New York Press
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04-18-2001
Since When: 4-18-01
New York Press
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04-25-2001
Since When: 4-25-01
New York Press
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05-02-2001
Since When: 5-2-01
New York Press
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05-16-2001
Since When: 5-16-01
New York Press
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05-23-2001
Since When: 5-23-01
New York Press
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05-30-2001
Since When: 5-30-01
New York Press
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06-06-2001
Since When: 6-6-01
New York Press
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06-13-2001
Since When: 6-13-01
New York Press
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06-20-2001
Since When: 6-20-01
New York Press
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06-27-2001
Since When: 6-27-01
New York Press
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07-04-2001
Since When: 7-4-01
New York Press
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07-11-2001
Since When: 7-11-01
New York Press
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07-18-2001
Since When: 7-18-01
New York Press
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07-25-2001
Since When: 7-25-01
New York Press
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08-01-2001
Since When: 8-1-01
New York Press
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08-08-2001
Since When: 8-8-01
New York Press
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08-15-2001
Since When: 8-15-01
New York Press
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08-22-2001
Since When: 8-22-01
New York Press
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08-29-2001
Since When: 8-29-01
New York Press
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The Forbidden Chapter
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